Monster
(Bob Schneider)
My life's turning into a monster
Mary doesn't seem to care
She's got things to do people to see
She's gotta be here and then she's gotta be there
And my life's turning into a monster
And Mary doesn't understand
She reads the bible every morning
She's making dinner every night
She's taking scalding hot bubble baths by candlelight
And my life's turning into a monster
A little more everyday
You better run run baby
Run run baby baby you better run away
My life's turning into a monster
And Mary's got incredible hair
She's got a skinny little job
But here daddy run's the mob
She got a vericose smile that'll make you sob
& my life's turning into a monster
A little more everyday
He's got big greasy fangs
He's got angular bangs
He's got electrifying death defying hunger pangs
& my life's turning into a monster
& Mary's been elected to rule
She's got a superspace conductor
Flavored micro self destructor
She's got a whole lot of bullets she's an aerobics instructor
& my life's turning into a monster
A little more everyday
You better run run baby
Run run baby baby
You better run you better get the hell out of his way
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