Dirty Rap Songs
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Wait a minute man. ey check this out man.
There was the blind man right
he was fellin his way down the street with this stick right
he walked pass this fish market you know what i'm sayin
he stopped he took a deep breath he said
whoa! good mornin ladies
you like that shit man
I got a gang of that shit man
I'll tell you what
my man on the dick
dude on the balls
everybody gather round the mic
i'll tell ya all these muthafucken jokes
first i'mma start it off like this
help me sing it homeboy
c'mon!
sucks dick
sings
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on dayton' rims
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will
well it was just sundown in a small white town
they call it east side palm dale- well
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale-sale
well i was standin on the corner sellin rap cds
when i met a little girl named jan-(jan!)
i let her ride in my caddy cuz i didnt know her daddy
was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked ont he bed-
fucked on the floor
fucked so long i grew a fuckin afro
then we fucked to the left, fucked to the right
she sucked my dick till the shit turned white
i thought to myself- sheeba sheeba- got my ass looking like a zebra
i pulled on my clothes- i was on my way
till her daddy pulled up in the chevrolet
So I ran- i jumped- out the back window-
but her daddy- he was waitin with a two by four
oooh- he beat me to the left- beat me to the right-
the motha fucka whooped my ass all night
but i aint mad- at her prejudice dad-
that's the best damn pussy i EVA had!
i got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
ima fuck that bitch just one more time!
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on daytons rims
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will
i met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but DAMN she looked good
i took to my house-cuz she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine!
i met this lady- from Japan
never made love with an african
i fucked her once(once)
i fucked her twice(twice)
i ate that pussy like shrimp friend rice
dont be amazed at the stories i tell ya
i met a woman in the heart of australia
had a big butt and big titties too
so i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
see i met this woman- from hawaii!
stuck it in her ass and she said Ayi!
lips was breakfast
pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiin punch
met colonal sander's wife in the state of kentucky
said ill fry some chicken if you just fuck me
i came in her mouth- it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
we can go to the park after dark some that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
i met dolly parton in Tennesee
her titties were filled with hennesee
and that country music really drove me crazy
but i roped that ass and said yes miss daizy
then i met this lady from Oklahoma
put her pussy in a coma
met this lady in Michigan
can't wait til i fuck that bitch again
met a real black girl in South Carolina
fucked her til she turned to a white albina
i fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit so i owe her
fucked this girl down in Georgia
i came in her mouth now i thought i told ya
met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran cross the border of Mexico
this fine young thing said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
i wanna get married but i can't afford it
i know i'm gonna cry when she get deported
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on daytons rims
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will
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