PJ + Vincent & Matthew + Bjork
(Melora Creager)
Polly Jean Harvey :
I'm so fucking, fucking, fucking, hot!
Vincent :
I know you are, babe.
Polly Jean Harvey :
No, it's quite hot in here.
Vincent :
Are you stupid?
It's the nature of my glass house.
Oh fabulous, here's Matthew + Bjork.
Bjork :
Hello.
Matthew :
Vincent, Polly - Good to see you.
Bjork :
I'm so excited!
I've never been on such an artistic and exclusive double date before.
The erotic re-awakening that
Matthew has brought about in me
has opened a lot of plebeian activities that I've not experienced before now.
I'm loving it, to do these things that aren't necessarily elfin
Vincent :
Yea, Bjork, whatever.
I just wanna know when you two down, who's wearing the clovenhoof strap-on?
Polly Jean Harvey :
Vincent! How rude!
Could I weigh any less?
I'm really quite shy of my weight,
but I like to take on characters for performing with the use of make-up.
Eye make-up and lipstick and some more lipstick -- it's really quite transformative
And when I've thrown up everything I've just eaten then I feel--
Bjork :
Oh to throw up -- It means what?
Also, everybody, what is the definition of disingenuous?
I want to know so many things
I've got a lot of many for designer clothes
I can just trudge through the desert getting my "Comme des garçons" skirt all dirty and dusty
It don't matter
If hopping into a live volcano feels right, I say do it.
Matthew :
I say, cappuccinos are fine with me on the downtime, but what do you kids say to a picnic?
I've got the basket and the bent waiting
We could play some touch football, what do you say?
Vincent :
Hey, yea, Matthew, we're both hot former football players
I know Bjork can fight like a motherfucker, but Polly would snap like a twig at the smallest tackle
let's put her on a hook and do some minnow fishing
Polly?
Oh look, she's banging her head against the wall and Bjork's recording it
Bjork :
The rhythm! It moves my insides like sunshine jelly!
Matthew :
Isn't she a darling thing?
Vincent :
When she says 'jelly' it makes me think of someone's ass, and then I think--
Matthew :
How dare you, sir! That's my childwoman you're speaking of!
Vincent :
Matthew, I didn't say Bjork
I'm just thinking of any ass
Not even necessarily a woman, it could be my own ass
Like my ass is--
Polly Jean Harvey :
Vincent you are an ass!
You are an ass!
Matthew :
What about my ass?
It's hard from sports
This repulsive celebrity double date has been brought to you by the Church of Latter Day Saints
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